Hello to all microbiologists
I am Staph here and today I will be sharing with you how effectively I work in my lab:p
I like to plan my things ahead so that I don't forget even the smallest thing that I have to do when I enter the lab.
So this one fine day, when I had to do a lot of work I made a to do list, before going college. And it kinda went like this.
To get all work done I reached my lab at 7:30 in the morning. As per my plan I decided to make my slants and put it for autoclaving for my later subculturing. But as decided I had to first irk Dixy by telling a joke as my daily morning ritual.
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Finally when I was satisfied that she is irritated enough I decided to move out alive. When I moved out, I realised that my 10 minute joke took me almost an hour, thanks to my unbeatable time travelling skills ;).
9:00 am - finally found all the components for NA slants and started to make my media.
9:30 am - still making media because I have to be very accurate with the amount of every components, so that no selective or inhibitory component harms my isolates.
What?? I guess NA is just a nutrient medium -_-
Oh yeah right hehehehe...Shut up.
10:00 - digesting my media.
10:15 - oops oops, it's hot...burning burning. Yeah my media boiled out of the flask :( No worries, it's just a hard time. You make it again Staph.
11:00 - done making my media and digesting it again, CAREFULLY this time.
Dixy: Girl, since 2 hours you are just reached till digestion.
Me: Don't ask girl. It's a long story. Anyways now that you are here can you get me a rack and a box of 50 dilution tubes.
Dixy: Yeah sure.
12:00 pm - Pouring the tubes.
1:00 - Still pouring the tubes. Thanks to one of my junior pal. She talks very sweet and I didn't realized when my media got solidified T_T
1:30 pm - Making cotton plus..50 cotton plugs. This is the thing that I hate the most. I just wished I could bring in some tampons and shove it right in the tube.
2:00 pm - All done, gave my slant for autoclaving and now it's my and Dixy's lunch time. I was super hungry anyways.
3:00 pm - Done with the lunch and now arranging my slants.
3:30 pm - searching my isolates in the fridge and arranging them in the order, this is another time consuming task. Writing the labels and sticking it on the slants.
4:30 pm - Searching and begging for loop and lighter.
5:00 pm - Finally started with the subculturing. Thanks goodness.
6:30 pm - Done with it. Packed my bag and left the lab.
Man, it was a really tiring and exhausting day. I was totally worn out.
Yeah, keep it up. What a productive day.
Aww, thank you.
F*** you. Bloody lazy punk.
I am Staph here and today I will be sharing with you how effectively I work in my lab:p
I like to plan my things ahead so that I don't forget even the smallest thing that I have to do when I enter the lab.
So this one fine day, when I had to do a lot of work I made a to do list, before going college. And it kinda went like this.
- make slants and give for autoclaving.
- protein estimation of crude biosurfactant.
- carry out paper and tlc chromatography simultaneously of the crude biosurfactant.
- subculture the isolates.
- clean my locker.
- update my rough journal
To get all work done I reached my lab at 7:30 in the morning. As per my plan I decided to make my slants and put it for autoclaving for my later subculturing. But as decided I had to first irk Dixy by telling a joke as my daily morning ritual.
...
...
...
Finally when I was satisfied that she is irritated enough I decided to move out alive. When I moved out, I realised that my 10 minute joke took me almost an hour, thanks to my unbeatable time travelling skills ;).
9:00 am - finally found all the components for NA slants and started to make my media.
9:30 am - still making media because I have to be very accurate with the amount of every components, so that no selective or inhibitory component harms my isolates.
What?? I guess NA is just a nutrient medium -_-
Oh yeah right hehehehe...Shut up.
10:00 - digesting my media.
10:15 - oops oops, it's hot...burning burning. Yeah my media boiled out of the flask :( No worries, it's just a hard time. You make it again Staph.
11:00 - done making my media and digesting it again, CAREFULLY this time.
Dixy: Girl, since 2 hours you are just reached till digestion.
Me: Don't ask girl. It's a long story. Anyways now that you are here can you get me a rack and a box of 50 dilution tubes.
Dixy: Yeah sure.
12:00 pm - Pouring the tubes.
1:00 - Still pouring the tubes. Thanks to one of my junior pal. She talks very sweet and I didn't realized when my media got solidified T_T
1:30 pm - Making cotton plus..50 cotton plugs. This is the thing that I hate the most. I just wished I could bring in some tampons and shove it right in the tube.
2:00 pm - All done, gave my slant for autoclaving and now it's my and Dixy's lunch time. I was super hungry anyways.
3:00 pm - Done with the lunch and now arranging my slants.
3:30 pm - searching my isolates in the fridge and arranging them in the order, this is another time consuming task. Writing the labels and sticking it on the slants.
4:30 pm - Searching and begging for loop and lighter.
5:00 pm - Finally started with the subculturing. Thanks goodness.
6:30 pm - Done with it. Packed my bag and left the lab.
Man, it was a really tiring and exhausting day. I was totally worn out.
Yeah, keep it up. What a productive day.
Aww, thank you.
F*** you. Bloody lazy punk.
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